Dad: Did you have a nice Christmas?Ralphie: Yeah, pretty nice.Dad: Did you get everything you wanted?Ralphie: Well, almost.Dad: Almost? Well, that's life. Well, there's always next Christmas... That's funny. What's that over there behind the desk?
Ralphie: Where?Dad: Behind the desk, against the wall over there. Why don't you go check it out?
Merry Christmas, everyone!