Dad: Did you have a nice Christmas?

Ralphie: Yeah, pretty nice.

Dad: Did you get everything you wanted?

Ralphie: Well, almost.

Dad: Almost? Well, that’s life. Well, there’s always next Christmas… That’s funny. What’s that over there behind the desk?

Ralphie: Where?

Dad: Behind the desk, against the wall over there. Why don’t you go check it out?

Merry Christmas, everyone!