Dad: Did you have a nice Christmas?
Ralphie: Yeah, pretty nice.
Dad: Did you get everything you wanted?
Ralphie: Well, almost.
Dad: Almost? Well, that’s life. Well, there’s always next Christmas… That’s funny. What’s that over there behind the desk?
Dad: Behind the desk, against the wall over there. Why don’t you go check it out?
Merry Christmas, everyone!