McCROSKEY: Grab hold of yourself! You’ve got to talk them down. You’re the only chance they’ve got!
KRAMER (into mike): All right, Striker, now you listen to me and you listen close. Flying is no different than riding a bicycle…it just happens to be a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes. Now, if you just follow my instructions…
Lloyd Bridges and Robert Stack, Airplane! (1980)It’s T-Day minus 2. Are you ready?
I feel like a crisis counsellor the week before Thanksgiving. I give out a lot of pep talks, with rotisserie turkey advice mixed in. Here are the questions I’m getting this year:
You have a lot of turkey recipes on your site. If you had to pick just one, what would it be?